For Chopsticks In Chinese is pronounced KuaiZi, which sounds like soon to get a son.
因为筷子在汉语中读作“Kuaizi”,听起来很像“快得儿子”。
The Ambassador's wife went on asking questions, when she suddenly noticed a big hole in her husband's hat.
大使夫人继续提出问题,她突然又发现丈夫的帽子上有个洞。